Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Fights and fancy cars.

Well Skulduggery has the Bentley so I have mine.


Eden gave the girl at the counter his order and waited at the table for his coffee. He heard a familiar voice order at the counter at then a look of surprise crossed his face as Sanguine sat down in front of him."Get out of  here Billy Ray, I have a contact waiting" a flash of anger crossed his face. 
"Well you see about that he kinda wants to have your meeting from the dumpster around the corner" he answered his handsome face forming a smile.
"Why did you did you kill my contact ?" Eden asked his anger clearly visible by now. "because I wanted to talk to you" he answered, "it's about Death Rose she asked me to kill you so she could destroy the sanctuary, even paid me double my usual demand if I stop you from talking to anyone else. But you see I don't want to destroy the sanctuary you guys are just too much fun you see" "so what is she planning." " oh this is a bit awkward I didn't say I wasn't going to kill you don't take it personally it's just that when I've been paid for a job I do it, it would severely hurt my reputation if I were to let this one slide on account of me liking you guys to much so" he finished, as he moved his straight razor into view. "We can take this" but before he could finish Eden shot him a box right into the jaw.The whole room went quiet as Sanguine returned a blow of his own to Eden's shoulder. Sanguine went low trying to lift Eden off his feet but Eden sent a elbow sharply into his neck. Sanguine went to sink into the ground but Eden caught him and whispered into his ear "no public displays of magic please" then kneed Sanguine in the groin. Sanguine feinted high and threw Eden over his shoulder and kicked his shin on the way down, Eden rolled away just before Sanguine smashed into the ground and as he lay dazed there Eden slapped a pair of hand cuffs on him. He picked up Sanguine, left a fifty euro note at the counter and led Sanguine to his Astin  Martin.

Thursday, 18 October 2012

Administrators, a dime a dozen.

What's the deal with the unimportance of the sanctuary administrators.
Well with one of them being a traitor and the first one being killed, I think it's about time something happened to the current one.


   Death Rose didn't know what type of person Tipstaff was all she knew was he worked for the sanctuary so he had to die, but that didn't mean he couldn't help her first. Tipstaff wasn't the best fighter, sanctuary administartors never were, he practically feinted when Death touched him. She had him on the ground in less than five minutes. "What do you want?" he asked his eyes wide in fear, she could swear he'd already wet himself "your the sanctuary administrator right ?" she asked her patience wearing thin. "ye ye yes" he answered, "that means you have access to anywhere In the building?" "yes" he answered finally recognising his importance but I'll never give the master key to you" he finished proud at how brave he sounded. "Well you see that's where you're wrong, because before you mentioned the master key I didn't know how you opened the doors so since its the key that opens it and  all I need is the key not you" she countered, her smile growing as his disappeared "so I'll be having that key now please" she said holding out her hand. He held out the keys and she glared at him and saw the last ounce of life fade from his face, she hid his body or what was left of it  in a cleaning supply closet and took the keys. 

  Erksine Ravel hadn't liked being chosen as the Grand Mage of the council of elders but it had its moments going to the site of an administrator's body wasn't one of them. "What do you think happened Mr Brave" Erksine asked.
"Despite the somber look of my attire Mr Ravel I am not a coroner but lucky for you it doesn't take someone with the deductive powers of Sherlock Holmes to figure out he wasn't torn apart but had a special magic power used on him, a special power that we know only one person can use." "So you think Ms Rose snook in here, but why?" "Well if you search the body or what's left of it, you'll notice that one thing is missing the administrator's key." " Oh well then we have a big problem on or hands" "indeed

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

How do they do it?

I know that the SP characters are some of the coolest characters out there but how in the world do they get around the world ( see what I did there ) with their weapons on them?
That was the inspiration for this part of the story.
I would also like to thank everyone who commented and if you have any stories you want to give me email them to uilliamkinsella@gmail.com.
You happy now Death *grins*.
Keep the comments coming and I would like to thank Mistical Future for being the newest follower of The Brave And Threatening Adventures Of Eden And Stiltskin.


 " What do you mean you got caught in customs," Death shouted angrily " you are supposed to be one of the most deadly assassins in the world and you got caught in customs." The man answered in a rich Texan accent " well every assassins gotta have a weapon, right?, well  it turns out mines illegal in this country. " "Then why did you have it in your hand luggage" she glared at the window she was looking out and it burst into a million pieces " okay " she said her voice calming " do whatever you can to get out of there." " You mean you want me to kill 'em ?" " yes!" Death couldn't see it but I wide smile crept over the Texan's face she ended the call as the sound of screams filled the room. 
That was one job sorted now to her part.

   "Can't do it " answered Finbar a frown forming on his face "what do you mean, I thought you said your powers were back up and running" asked Eden his fist clenching as he closed his eyes. "there's more psychics than me" said Finbar his voice sympathetic, "none that trust us, no sensitive likes us  ever since we did that mysterious mind breaking case a few years ago" answered Eden."What about Cassandra?" Finbar asked, " she doesn't trust necromancers" answered Brave as he stood in the corner playing with the shadows in the room."Sorry I couldn't be of help guys it seems like your going to have to take the hard approach." "what's that ?" asked Stiltskin. "waiting for whatever's going to happen to happen" answered Finbar a wide grin forming across his face "no time for that" joked Eden an even wider grin forming across his face as he put on his gloves and jacket. He shook Finbars hand then as soon as Stiltskin put his hands on Edens shoulders they were gone

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

The plot thickens

Here's the newest part.
I haven't been on Blogland in ages ( a week roughly ).
So here's the story and keep the comments coming.

Death Rose didn't know why her employers wanted Jestian Slump dead she did what they asked if she asked all of her employers their reasons she had a feeling that she wouldn't be so inundated with jobs as she was, she didn't care who her employers were either she just  wanted their money, as long as they payed the job was done. 
 Jestian Slump had been one of her easier jobs the employers paid before hand and offered her a little extra to make sure no one else got to him first, of course they had been lying, but the earlier pay had been enough for her,
Besides foiling the Irish sanctuary was enough they had driven her halfway around the world and now she wanted a little pay back, killing Jestian Slump was just the beginning.

  "So tell me Mr Threatening why did such an easy operation end so badly ?" asked Grand Mage Erksine Ravel. " We met some opposition, we believe Death Rose intercepted the target before we had a chance " answered Eden. 
" Isn't she supposed to be hiding in Australia ?" said Madame Mist. "According to out last briefing, yes, but we have reason to believe that she has friends in high places" countered Stiltskin " and that Slump was going to do something out of plan because Ms Rose was able to get very close to him which must mean she was given access to him by Slumps gang " finished Eden. " Are you saying that not only was the Australian sanctuary in on it but so were Slump's own supporters  ? " asked Ravel quite bewildered at this point. " This meeting is adjourned you are dismissed the council shall convene with you when we are finished with more pressing matters" commanded Madame Mist gesturing to the door.
" Why do you think Madame Mist did that, " asked Stiltskin. " What I think is Ms Rose has more friends in high places than we know about, I don't think we should report back to the sanctuary unless we have Death Rose in custody" answered Eden. " Agreed " finished Stiltskin. 

Saturday, 6 October 2012

Happy

Most of you won't believe this, me being the seemingly perfect genius I am. *grins*
Well anyway it felt so humbling when I got the emails that people had actually commented on my blog and they weren't hate comments!
Well anyway I dedicate this blog post to Death Rose and Lola Shallow Heart my first fans.
(Brave I'll dedicate to you if you come on)
Well here it is, the next instalment.
Hope you enjoy it.

Eden sat cross legged on his armchair while Stiltskin made some coffee they had had their apartments joined so if either one had information the other would know straight away, that was never a problem for Eden but Stiltskin's shadow walking skills couldn't compare to teleportation. Eden tapped a symbol on the armchair, the good thing about being a natural at a certain type of magic was you could focus your energy on a different type. Eden liked symbols, symbols were great, he wondered if Stiltskin  liked necromancy, he hadn't talked much about temple life. Eden had often wonder how he was trained but those thoughts always left quickly, Stiltskin came over with the coffee and Eden placed it on the already hot symbol. "You ever heard of this death rose " he asked "yes, only rumours though she's adept, can reverse gravity and kill people by looking at them but it takes a lot out of her" " so at least we know what we're going up against " " what worries me more is her motive why kill Slump unless he knew something that she didn't want us to know " Eden finished his coffee. " Well we've got a big day a head of us tomorrow we've got to explain how this Death Rose came from nowhere and killed one of the most feared killers anywhere." "Please don't mention it till the morning " moaned Eden " I just want to go to sleep" he said as he put away coffee mug and went to his room. "Goodnight Mr Threatening." " Goodnight Mr Brave."

Reading my blog.

It has occurred to me while I was reading this blogs stats that some people are actually reading it!
Can you believe that?
And not only have you been reading it you've given me a comment or two.
Death it seems you aren't the only one who has nothing to do but read this blog.
I would also like to thank Lola Shallow Heart for being the first person to follow this blog.

Friday, 5 October 2012

First part of the story

This is just the very start so I'm not giving you very much, just be thankful you're getting anything at all.



The Brave and Threatening adventures of Stiltskin and Eden
                                                  
                                                           Death Rose

Eden Threatening and Stilstkin Brave detectives for the Irish sanctuary were sitting in their car - well really it was Stiltskins car, Eden being a natural born teleporter didn't have much need for cars- they were waiting for the notorious murderer, war criminal and terrorist , Jestian Slump.
They had been waiting in the car for hours Brave had been able to fall asleep but Eden being a teleporter wasn't used to confinedspace s - he wasn't used to a lot of things but he hated confined spaces the most - as he watched the shadows play with Braves hair he saw some movement out of the window, it was a woman about 6 feet from the looks of it anything else was blocked out by the rain and her coat but the next figure Eden recognised easily. Jestian Slump. 
    Eden shook Stiltskins shoulders and the shadows around him instantly tightened. "  What ? " he asked then he peered out the window and saw the car in front speed down the street and put his own BMW in gear following so as not to be noticed. When they came to a corner something strange happened two figures dumped something on the footpath then sped away in the car.
" What do you think that could be " asked Eden " dont know let's check it out " 
They walked over to what looked like a body. The body of Slump his unmistakeable long hair lay matted on the ground and on his chest was a note 
                          
                                         Ha ha I got here first boys,  
                                                        Death Rose